Worlds Worst Drivers

Here at PSR, we decided to perform a double blind study to determine the world’s worst class of drivers. It was a difficult decision when narrowing down to the two finalist group. Wait, no it wasn’t. There wasn’t much questioning the competition; it is unquestionably woman or Asians (although old people did come in a relatively close third). We sat in the car with several of each group and compiled a list of “inappropriate” driving behaviors and documented the findings below.

Woman

Women have a scientific disadvantage being that they have smaller brains, its science and a proven fact. However, with modern technology being what it is, the invention of the power windows, locks, mirrors and remote starters, woman are now on an almost equal playing field.

Observation # 1: Talking on her cell phone, sticking a curling iron in her eye and drinking her double frap latte mocha caramel espresso cappuccino on ice.

Observation #2: While attempting to park, simultaneously block traffic in both lanes only to realize her Mini couldn’t fit into the motorcycle parking space

Observation #3: Singing and dancing to Brittney Spears with the windows down is a distraction to other drivers. For the love of God stop, please.

Observation #4: While gossiping with her girlfriends about the latest Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes rumor, our driver forgets she is driving in the fast lane and is only going 35 mph.

Asians

They automatically lose points right off the start for not being able to see with their tiny, squinted eyes; however, bonus points for inventing the modern technology.

Observation #1: Stopping at green lights, going on red lights and driving in reverse at yellow lights.

Observation #2: Since the Asians invented Pac-man back in the late 70’s they have been trying to gobble up everything they see on the street, especially fruit carts.

Observation #3: Attempting to use chopsticks and pour soy sauce on their sushi while driving = trouble

Observation#4: Always looking lost, driving in-between both lanes and driving so slowly while looking around it appears as if they are attempting to drop off their Chinese delivery.

And the winner is….

Come on now, wasn't it obvious. The combination between the two is a 74 car pile up just waiting to happen. Whenever you see an Asian woman on the road get out of your car and RUN, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.