Local Boston auditor Matt Sisson has apparently discovered the cure for anorexia as well as other weight based problems in which people are too skinny. He announced his findings at a press conference last night after discussing the matter over with family and friends. Matt first realized the severity of his problem one day while looking down to tie his shoes and realized that he could in fact see his feet. He immediately realized something needed to be done and instantly started eating. Many people are skeptical do to the fact that Matt has made outrageous claims in the past. He once claimed to have run an actual mile, but that has yet to be proven.
Whenever asked by researchers why he decided to put fourth so much effort to battling such a devastating eating disorder he stated: “I was anorexic once; I went without eating for almost 6 minutes.” Additionally, most people aren’t aware of the psychological effects that eating disorders can have on men. When asked how he was able to overcome anorexia he stated “I just focused my concentration on changing my daily habits. I now make sure that I eat at least 6 or 7 full meals a day, along with frequent snacks. I will never let something like this happen again.”
Currently other individuals who have previously suffered from anorexia are trying out this cure; people such as Ryan “fatnecks” Guerrero and Roy “Top Roll” Sivley have agreed the Sisson method has worked beautifully.
Today Matt is back to his normal routine as well as his pre-anorexic weight and has actually gained a few more additional “security” pounds. “Never underestimate the power of an eating disorder, you can always be too skinny but can never be too healthy.”
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