Super Secret Football Predictions

With football over and the rumor mill still turning, we here at PSR, Inc thought we would make a few predictions of our own. With the Steelers hiring of their first African American Celebrity Coach (Omar Epps), we wanted to predict what other famous celebrities would be popping up into various coaching jobs throughout the league. So, we managed to tap into a few corporate offices and steal some important information. So don't tell anybody.

Mrs. Doubtfire - Quarterback Coach, New England Patriots - Somebody is going to need to babysit Tom Brady's baby.

Kenny Chesney – Director of Operations, Cleveland Browns – Can sell out any stadium, any day of the week. Should at least get some fans in the stands.

Samuel L. Jackson – Linebackers Coach, Pittsburgh Steelers – (Now it is the Steel Curtain Royale) Is there anybody that you would rather get to pump up your linebackers to go out and attack? Plus, somebody needs to take Cowher’s place of spitting and swearing.

Vanilla Ice – Punting Coach, New England Patriots – Just having one tool of a coach is never enough.

Ron Jeremy – Tight Ends Coach – Denver Broncos – He has plenty of experience dealing with “Tight Ends”.

Jean Claude Van Damme – Offensive Coordinator, Atlanta Falcons – If he can’t literally kick Michael Vick’s ass into shape, nobody can.

Chuck Norris – Defensive Coordinator, Detroit Lions– That was actually his cruise boat all the Minnesota Vikings players were having sex on and now he wants payback.

John Madden – Quarterback Coach, Green Bay Packers – Having the opportunity to talk to Brett Favre every day, Priceless.

Rocky Balboa – Assistant Head Coach, Philadelphia Eagles– Probably the only person in Philadelphia those hooligan fans would listen too without wanting to beat up.

Snoop Dogg – Wide Receivers Coach – Arizona Cardinals – Is there anybody smoother in the world? From multiple drug arrests, murder trials and assault charges he’s always gotten away free. Snoop has never, ever dropped the ball on anything.

Dustin Diamond – Special Teams Coach - Houston Texans – After passing up on Reggie Bush, they didn’t want to pass up on any other golden opportunities. Even if it was only free copies of his porno tape.

Hillary Clinton – Head Coach – Oakland Raiders - Wants to lead the free world to peace, should first have to lead the Raiders to a Superbowl.